Okay kids!
Story tiiiime!


Once upon a time at a circus far far away, there was a very slutty trapeze artist by the name of Frank. While practicing his routine on the trapeze one morning Frank’s cell phone began to ring. Now Frank was none to bright, he let go of the bar with both hands and promptly fell to his death. It was sad. People cried.

BUT! If Frank had not been so foolish and held onto the bar, he would have found out it was his doctor who was calling to tell him he had a bad case of Syphilis(How unfortunate).

Before Frank had started his routine be had unknowingly scratched himself, transferring some germs to the trapeze bar. The germs began to colonize and elected a leader, Tito was his name. They had elected Tito because he was the only one who knew how to use the power of the sacred ring. One day Tito awoke to find the ring had disappeared in the night (GASP!).

Tito searched high and low, low and high. Which really wasn’t a lot, I mean they live on a trapeze bar (Tito’s such a slacker). Tito had almost given up hope when he remembered Leslie! The evilest evil do-er the colony had ever seen. (Poor guy, Leslie, that’s not a good name for a guy).

Tito marched to Leslie’s Lair, threw open the doors and demanded that he return the ring. After a heated discussion they settled on a pistol duel. The two germs stood back to back and started to count their paces. One…two…three…four…five…six…At this point Tito quickly turned around and threw the pistol with all his might at Leslie.

The pistol hit Leslie in the head knocking him unconscious. The ring had been returned to Tito and the germs. Unfortunately for the Syphilis germs, shortly after this incident they were all wiped out by a large dose of Penicillin. (Bummer)



This is a story developed from a simple question I asked one of my friends "Pick a living creature, an object and a place." He chose "Syphilis germ, a ring, and a trapeze bar"